Funny :P

Funny Puzzles

 Ques.  A woman shoots her husband. After that she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. And at last, she hangs him. After sometime they both go out together. How?
Answer : The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

Ques. A murderer is sentenced to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years - Which room is safest for him?
Answer : The third room! The lions who haven’t eaten for three years will surely be dead by now.

Funny Short Puzzles 

Ques. If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
Answer : Wet 

Ques. If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
 Answer : A secret

Ques. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Answer : Darkness

Ques. What has to be broken before it can be used?
Answer : An egg

Ques. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer : Incorrectly

Ques. What is the question you can ask all day, and no matter what the answers are, they would still be correct?
Answer :  What time is it?